German Soldiers Too Fat to Fight
by James Na ~ December 3rd, 2008. Filed under: Afghanistan, Europe, History, Miscellaneous, Pol-Mil-Sec-Etc.There was a time when German soldiery was feared for its vaunted combat effectiveness. The Israeli military historian Martin van Creveld, who later achieved immortality as the prophet of military transformation (The Transformation of War) made his early reputation as a combat historian with an insightful comparative study of WWII German and American combat effectiveness (Fighting Power: German and U.S. Army Performance, 1939-1945).
The study demonstrated definitively the combat superiority of the German soldier and the reasons for that effectiveness (now commonly bandied about terms like internal cohesion, individual initiative, Auftragstaktik or “mission-type tactic/orders,” etc.).
Alas, half of century of near pacifism has done its work and the vaunted German soldiery is no more:
Now Germany’s battered military reputation has received a further humiliating blow. According to official reports, the 3,500 troops in northern Afghanistan drink too much and are too fat to fight. A German parliamentary report has revealed that in 2007 German forces in Afghanistan consumed about 1.7 million pints of beer and 90,000 bottles of wine. [...]
The physical condition of the soldiers was already in question after a German armed forces report found that 40 percent of its soldiers aged 18-29 were overweight, compared to 35 percent of the civilian population of the same age.
The report, published in March, concluded that the Bundeswehr lived on beer and sausages while shunning fruit and vegetables.[Boldface mine.]
Jawohl, deutsche Soldaten!
What (West) Germans do, South Koreans often copy: is overweight and drunk ROK soldiery next?


December 4th, 2008 at 10:21 am
Beer and sausages? Sounds like my kind of army!
December 4th, 2008 at 12:54 pm
Thank god, we still have here in Germany appr. 400.000 fit and well educated US Citizens protecting us from the forces of evil.
December 4th, 2008 at 3:56 pm
Ja, die (amerikanische) Wacht am Rhein ist immer ganz gut!
December 7th, 2008 at 1:25 pm
Probably the fact of 400,000 Americans sitting in Germany has a good deal to do with why Die Bundesheer of today is not like the old Heer. At bottom, the Germans are certain that the USA will bail their chestnuts out of any possible fires, and that this will be true no matter how difficult their government might from time to time make it for the Americans to get on with business.
If Germany has to ever REALLY be responsible for its own protection, then I’d expect attitudes in and towards the German Army to change. Trouble is, this would also produce a more “normal” looking great power approach to foreign policy, as opposed to the pacificism that has been the rule since the Second World War.