‘Songun’ on Japan Banning Luxury Exports to North Korea

by Richardson ~ November 17th, 2006. Filed under: Asides.

The sad part is that it’s not satire: “This horrible war crime of cutting imports of cars to DPRK will put many traffic control girls out of a duty to perform in building the great progressive peaceful prosperous powerful nation under the loving fatherly care of Dear Leader Comrade Generalissimo Kim Jong Il, making their lives miserable.” Poor, poor traffic girls.

3 Responses to ‘Songun’ on Japan Banning Luxury Exports to North Korea

  1. Joshua

    Actually, I had always thought it was satire. What makes you think otherwise?

  2. Richardson

    At first I though it was satire, like Juche Girl. But the sheer amount of time, effort, and longevity of it made me consider otherwise. The vocabulary and tone is almost exactly that of Jean-Baptiste Kim of Voice of Korea (although with better English skills), which surely is not satire - be sure to check out the, “5 advantages of living in North Korea over living in South Korea.” There are people in the Western world who believe and preach that stuff.

  3. Pelagius

    Wow. That is hilarious. Thanks the link!

    BTW - extra points to anyone who can explained how “the Jews” control “the Jap” media. Not a lot of kosher Japanese, last time I checked. Feh.

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