A Lesson From Team America on What’s Wrong With the UN
by Richardson ~ June 24th, 2005. Filed under: Fiskings, Geopolitics, North Korea.I recently watched “Team America: World Police,” which although was full of needless vulgarity (another point they were trying to make, I think), make some very good, and funny, observations. I do wonder why it take a satirical comedy with dolls to drive home the point about the UN. As a Korea-watcher, this is a classic scene;
Kim Jong Il: Hans Brix? Oh no! Oh, herro. Great to see you again, Hans!
Hans Blix: Mr. Il, I was supposed to be allowed to inspect your palace today, but your guards won’t let me enter certain areas.
Kim Jong Il: Hans, Hans, Hans! We’ve been frew this a dozen times. I don’t have any weapons of mass destwuction, OK Hans?
Hans Blix: Then let me look around, so I can ease the UN’s collective mind.
Kim Jong Il: Han, you’re breakin’ my balls here Hans! You’re breakin’ my balls.
Hans Blix: I’m sorry, but the UN must be firm with you. Let me see your whole palace, or else.
Kim Jong Il: Or else what?
Hans Blix: Or else we will be very, very angry with you… and we will write you a letter, telling you how angry we are. [emphasis added]
Kim Jong Il: OK. I’ll show you Hans. You ready? Stand to your reft.
Hans Blix: [Moves to the left]
Kim Jong Il: A rittle more.
Hans Blix: [Moves to the left again]
Kim Jong Il: Good. [Opens up trap, Hans falls in, is eaten by a shark]
There is a video clip (R-Rated) of the scene, or listen to the MP3 (PG).



July 27th, 2005 at 2:25 pm
A LESSON FROM ‘TEAM AMERICA’ ON WHAT’S WRONG WITH THE UN
A LESSON FROM ‘TEAM AMERICA’ ON WHAT’S WRONG WITH THE UN
[…] Perry was wrong. What UN sanctions, specifically, did North Korea worry about? None. Kim Jong-il has shown many times over that he is ready and willing to starve his people to death before backing down to the UN. Sadly, the creators of the comedy film ‘Team America‘ seem to understand this better than Perry, the Democrats, or the UN. […]